cutecatzone:

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gaystation-4:

celine dion didn’t drown for this

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virbro:

theimaginarythoughts:

destinyrush:

teealwayschillin:

nevaehtyler:

this is iconic

This shit is so hilarious

Dude: Do you wanna get married?
Girl: Yes.
Dude: …..I gotta…..

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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teenagerposts:

a rollercoaster from start to finish

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impossiblejellyfishfart:

cryoverkiltmilk:

catsbeaversandducks:

Mama Hens And Their Babies

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These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

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shizuos:

same

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ssj14goku:

dildomuncher3000:

ssj14goku:

domozillla:

ssj14goku:

thetwinkerbell:

ssj14goku:

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

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kotaroubokutos:

Darling in the Franxx S1 OP 1「KISS OF DEATH」

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nasnia:

idyll-ism:

sorryiwasasleepagain:

blkbruja:

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

“I never wanted you to fix me, just for you to hold my hand while I fixed myself”

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justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

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ocfos:

rainberrywarrior:

grovie:

tiqerboy:

elpiso:

spock-ho:

theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

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teathattast:

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